You know....

You know you are getting played by your three year old when:

• After you ask her to clean up the blocks she says," I'm just going to cry if I have have to clean another thing."
• After you ask her a second time to clean the blocks she says,"Wait, Barbie in the Nutcracker will be over in just about seven minutes."
• After you get her to clean up the blocks and now ask her to clean up yet another toy, she says, "Some kids just need help doing these things."

So I ask you...after I finish cracking up with laughter from the witty come backs, can I beat her and throw her in the dungeon for talking back.