I've been Smitten

Friday, January 16, 2009

Girls Night Out...

So we have a little GNO planned tonight. Much needed for all. Enjoy this next little quip:

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'. He didn't seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo Clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh s**t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Ha! Now you know you just had to laugh, right?
Have fun girls!!!


nikki said...

lol. have fun tonight. i hope to join in next time

One Maid A' Milking said...

I'm so in....even if I have to fight to stay awake past 10.

Shannon said...

this is the best story i've ever heard. i needed that laugh. have fun tonight- it is frigin cold- hope it is worth it