Things that don't kill me, will only make me smarter...

1. Hand, foot, and mouth disease is like chickenpox. Once you contract it you are immune. I guess now I can let the little flower suck on the shopping cart handle if she wants to, right?


2. Even though I'm only 31,my age lines must be showing. A patient said this to the other tech I work with, "You are too young to watch John and Kate plus eight." Although she does not have kids yet, she is not that much younger than I. I in turn asked if he wanted to listen to the oldies station during his scan... I did not give him the call bell.


3. When I was younger I used to think that mothers with strollers were out to get me. Now that I have a double stroller, I see things in a whole new light. Those things are big, bulky and heavy. If you see me coming, look out. I can not be responsible for a lost toe or a shin tap.