Conversations with my daughter...

LF: Mom, have you even, ever seen a hermit crab?
Me: What?
LF: Have you even, ever seen a hermit crab?
Me: Are you playin'? Are you seriously asking me if I have seen a hermit crab?
LF: Yeah, well have you seen one.
Me: Actually, I have. WE HAVE TWO SITTING ON THE COUNTER. I SEE TWO EVERYDAY!!
LF: Oh yeah, right!