This is the first of two hilarious and very suited jokes forwarded to me from a close friend. This very well could have been a conversation between Hub and I. If I were a hooker of course.
Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation and Ed fell head over heels In 'Love' with her.
After a couple of weeks wherein Ed took Dorothy out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it was true love. And so, on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.
'It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,' Ed said to his newfound lady friend. 'I eat, sleep
and breathe golf, so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better say so now!'
Dorothy took a deep breath and responded: 'Since we're being honest with each other, here goes ...
you need to know that I'm a hooker.
'I see,' Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought . . . . .Ed said,
'You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.'
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